Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Cash and T.J. talk about Thomas the Tank Engine, carnival games, 50/50 raffles, Vitamin C, farmersonly.com, The Hitler Card, “Little Sisters”, Yelp, lazy clouds, snail turtles and ask the question, “Isn’t it time for sleeved condoms?” 

Things were different when this episode was recorded, they didn’t know any better...

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Cash and T.J. talk about free range kids, Little Caesar, stagecoach banking, iPhone 6, Yentlfest, online arguing, The LA Times, Dear Abby, grand parenting, Mackey Sasser, Yelp, lazy therapists, bottled bad breath, and ask the question, “Bow tie pasta: the formal Italian dish?”

Listen to this episode in a hot tub of melted butter, it’s not just about the corn, it’s about the kernels…

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Cash and T.J. talk about Cocoon, mail order pods, broken mirrors, Smokey Bear conventions, Parcheesi, Barbra Streisand,  Mary Albert, Orville Redenbacher, Jiffy Pop, Wilford Brimley, Colonel Sanders, The SS Forester, Weird Science and ask the question, “Can there be a chasm where a schism should be?”

This episode is better then two scarecrows french kissing, it will make you shake your moneymaker… 

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Cash and T.J. talk about The Grinch, Santa Clause, the Winchester Mystery House, Old MacDonald, Sting, Bono, George Michael, Meatloaf, The Shining, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, fantasy carnival games, Ghostbusters, and ask the question, "Is the Grand Canyon natures ladle?”

This belated holiday episode is a full courtyard press, prepare yourself for a pyrotechnic full body release…

 

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Cash and T.J. talk about Curious George, Dave Mathews, suicide by celery, help balloons, Gold's Gym, misplaced pianos, guilty pleasures, the 1972 A’s, virtual reality, baking tragedy’s, bathtub Elephants, yeast rising, cellophane underwear, soap radios, karaoke crowd surfing, shower party’s, and ask the question,  “How is sex similar to pizza?”

 

This episode is like an itch that can’t be scratched, you have to smoke it out…..

Direct download: ctj135_dream3.mp3
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Cash and T.J. talk about New Years Eve, Super Bowl ladles, dropkicking turkeys,, Wipeout, speed walking, Evil Kneivel, the hitler card, grand marshal, winning arguments, lemon butts, craisins, Denny’s, eating pebbles, time zones and ask the question, “Is thanksgiving worth it?”

 

This hot-n tasty episode is more fun then an escalating Quaker blast, it’s short on cranberries and long on tater tots...

 

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Cash and T.J. talk about holiday insults, mistletoe, tiny anvils, molting parties, skin suits, telescopes, catapults, Johnny Carson, Nikki Glaser, Quakers, peanut brittle, peacocks, arm wrestling and ask the question, “Who is ‘Little Brad?”

Listen to the episode with a spoonful of Whiskey, it sounds better out of context…..

Direct download: ctj133_dreams1.mp3
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Cash and T.J. talk about the Nixon tapes, Billy Joel, grief sex, the Pacific Crest trail, the English Channel, tennis, boxing, arm knees, baby showers, turkish baths, hoarding, feral gentlemen, unspirational quotes, invisible necklaces and ask the question, “Does Cash have the ‘Right Stuff’?”

 

Don’t ever forget or erase this episode, it is second to Naan….

 

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Cash and T.J. talk about wedding invitations, meaningless memes, face bangs, hair hats, saddle levitation, Reeses big cups,  scarecasts, ticker tape parades, battering rams, Edward James Olmos, Ted Mggilicutty, Attila the Hun, trolls, the milky way, Panero vs Hooters, frowning Moji’s, and ask the question, “How do lambs get pregnant?”

This episode is funnier than a 50 dollar pig. If you want it to make sense, you say it…..

 

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Cash and T.J. talk about The World Series, Bob Schnieder,  Junipero Serra, Andrew Jackson, incubation tanks, Venetian blinders, Macky Sasser, Pemberton Bulltlesticks, Triskett Hurlibutton, tantric styles, breaking bread, selfies, cars and coffee cups, and ask the question, “Will T.J. give Cash his kidney?”

 

This pack of pods is more like a gaggle of swaggles, it will burst your bursa sack…. 

 

Direct download: ctj130_trilogy2.mp3
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