Cashing in with T.J. Miller (general)

Cash and TJ talk about Miracle Whip, sunken treasure, movie premieres, paparazzi, Donald Trump, Lewis and Clark, foot-job machines, carnival games, insecure Ice cream, balloon animals, romantic porn, sticks of gold, and ask the question, "What happened to Cash's hunger strike?"

Take off your shoes and put on a leg shirt for this episode, it's like french bullion in a wishing well….

Direct download: CTJ74_Shark_Footprints.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about Nerd flasks, mug shots, beard tails, Nick Nolte,  Benjamin Franklin, The Backstreet Boys, birthday etiquette, 3 minute bluffing, positive lying, dinner pictures, cobbler donnybrooks, pharaoh fashion and ask the question, "Shouldn't it be an E for effort?"

Listen to this episode on a cell phone taped to a stick,  it will sound perfect if you lower your standards….

Direct download: CTJ73_Star_Belly_Sneetch_Riot.mp3
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Cash and TJ discuss Cash''s hunger strike, The Wolverine, jury duty, Battlefield Earth,  Private Benjamin, living on a Kibbutz, alarm clock licking, flip flop tantrums, double pink eye, K-Mart rewards programs, Olive Garden sex and ask the question, "Does TJ have a 'fair and balanced opinion?"

Grab some gummy worms and listen to this one inside a crawl space, it's more entertaining then a civil war re-enactment…

Direct download: CTJ72_Gluten_Whip.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about the cruise debacle, drive through humor, mood altering substances, dog vomit, sea world, tic-tacs, fake ID's, captain Ahab, facial wraps, the industrial revolution, whale watching, criminals at kinko's, and ask the question, "Why are their no tea table books?"

Read this episode on a piece of papyrus paper while wearing a rubberized jumpsuit….

Direct download: CTJ71_Nerd_Burglar.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about the 4th of July, holiday re-shuffling, pre-trivializing, sex riddles, lockbox pockets, vitamin pill wards, ancient aqueducts, brass knuckles, closet wallets, outdoor candelabras, foldable bicycles, trapper keepers, and Underoos, and ask the question, "Are parties going out of style?"

Listen to this watershed episode after lighting an eternal sparkler, and then matriculate down the waterfront…..

Direct download: CTJ70_Sushi_and_Diet_Coke.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about marriage proposal techniques, Google rage, hair stylist love, hubcap keys, leg shirts, family week, Rocky, Olympic skating, time release putdowns, DR J, etcha sketch, X Games, and ask the question, "Where's the best place for a spinning full body release?"

Put the seat back and listen to this episode while taking the summer off, then send it out to sea in a Dr Pepper bottle….

Direct download: CTJ69_Scaryoke_Station.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about safe words, mammal monogomy, pansexuality , Obama masks, Willie Wonka, Ewoks, tilty tables, mobile homes , The Sopranos, slow dancing, rude awakenings, Yogi Bear 3DP and ask the question, "Can you eat while skydiving?"

Listen to this episode while enjoying a dipper lipper, because they don't leave anything in the tank and you can't take it with you….

Direct download: CTJ68_DJ__Dragon_Roll.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about southern accents, lottery tickets, belly buttons, drug addled llamas, Heathcliff, Garfield. horse racing, front tents, gift cards and ask the question "Is Clifford the ultimate service dog?"

Plug into this episode while wearing a bullet proof vest, the Eagle has landed....

Direct download: CTJ67_Woodland_Medley-Live_from_The_Hyatt_Place.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about flag etiquette, intergalactic bigotry, sperm control, balloon animals, summer songs, music festivals, sky malls, whale jazz, faking death, Bruno Mars, bumblebee awareness, birthday cakes, and ask the question, "How loud do you listen to the podcast?"

This Kung Pao Pod tastes like summer, run through the sprinklers while listening….

Direct download: CTJ66_American_Placebo.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about elitist toasters, Model T Fords, moonshine rooms, gin cellars, wizell worms, hells hikers, octopus minglers, flat globes, yellow bellied cowards, and ask the question "Why does everything taste worse when it's been cooked in a microwave?"

Listen to this "Best of T.J Miller" episode like your ancestors did, by "taking a roll in the hay!"

Direct download: CTJ65_Snoopy_Strikes_Twice.mp3
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