Cashing in with T.J. Miller

T.J. interviews Cash about his habit of sneaking into Super Bowls, N.B.A Finals, Wimbledon, concerts, amusement parks, movies and asks the question, "Is it undignified to wear a fake mustache?"

This episode is being investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, listen while it's still legal....

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Cash and TJ talk about drinking games, coonskin caps, bodyguard gifts, rhyming runners, pelvis hats, modern day ogres, conch hands, naan overdoses, Botfly poems, and ask the question, "Why does Cash read Lord of the Flies before every show?"

This is the longest episode yet, drink a gallon of Jamba immunity boost before listening.......

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Cash and T.J. talk about dropping hot pods, Groupon gangs, bitchy robots, elbow licking, cumbersome gifts, three headed babies, skywriter heckling, partial monster disclosers, and ask the question "Is a Superpac funding T.J.'s Twitter campaign?"

 If you can only listen to one episode of Cashing In, choose this one. It leaves you wanting less.....

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Cash and T.J. talk about Tweeter's remorse, monster hobbies, world warming, flailing man hands, inflatable gorillas, spray tanning, sandwich board ulcers, night scrubs, artificial hearts and ask the question "Who is Trisket Hurlibutton?"

This episode was taped in the state of Denver and inspired the Broadway musical "Behind the Wheat Thin".....

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Cash and TJ celebrate fan appreciation Tuesday by discussing sexual superheroes, pet skunks, silly putty, elbow beards, cooter punch, co-dependence meet ups, pancake hands, the syphilis card, and ask the question, "Does TJ have a toddler tush?"

Most people will wear some type of costume while listening to this episode, we don't know why.....

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Cash and TJ discuss the paradox of choice, sleep dialing, Olympic orgies, itinerant beards, exclusive vowels, accidental heroines, wrist guard waitresses, hair ultimatums, and ask the question, "Have you ever seen The Deer Hunter?

In an effort to make it creepy, this entire episode is in "air quotes"….

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Cash and TJ talk about disaster movies, heckler revenge, word play haters, pregnant men, tender naan, VIPS in Heaven, botfly poets, cell phone holsters, childbearing limits and ask the question, "When is it inappropriate to use a Cashphrase?"

If anyone is offended by this episode please enjoy a complimentary pint of Cantaloupe Hands ice cream and a ticket to "The Three Levels of Neville"…..

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Cash and T.J. talk about the marketing of sunsets, eyelash forests, tiny face patches, auxiliary penises, Benihana vs fireworks, redeemable horses, sexual vessels, ultimate frisbee and ask the question, "Can a hole have too many shirts?"

This episode smells like potatoes and a sack of formaldehyde, some listeners will walk 500 miles for it....

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Cash and T.J. discuss five minute sex, uber sausages, splendid footgolf, native american strippers, 50 dollar tips, bridesmaid cats, homeless snails, Abe Lincoln vs Barack Obama and ask the question, "Why won't Cash accept the existence of athletes foot?"

Listen to this episode while playing Footgolf at midnight and let the self actualization begin...

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Cash and TJ analyze the Pemberton Buttlesticks campaign, cherub faced cops, canopy cocks, public urination, pretend sleepwalkers, motivational lying, french flatulence, fish hate, Wrigley Field, and ask the question,  "Should politicians have a Triple Banger Lightening Round?"

Transcripts of this episode are not available for fear it would spark revolution.....

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