Cashing in with T.J. Miller

Cash and TJ analyze the Pemberton Buttlesticks campaign, cherub faced cops, canopy cocks, public urination, pretend sleepwalkers, motivational lying, french flatulence, fish hate, Wrigley Field, and ask the question,  "Should politicians have a Triple Banger Lightening Round?"

Transcripts of this episode are not available for fear it would spark revolution.....

Direct download: CTJ20_Crooked_Squirrel.mp3
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The guys talk about shirt cannons, safe zones, pre-apologies, space masturbation, palatine uvula's, chicken dances, cheat sheets, The Socratic Approach, and asks the question, "When do you play the Hitler card?"

This episode is just as exciting as the "Big Fun Tour" so try not to get arrested while listening....

Direct download: CTJ19_Ear_Envy.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about man caves, four floors of whores, double stink eyes, elephant super heroes, insecure sombreros, lefty prejudice, old apartments, and ask the question "Is it impolite to have sex with your wife when she's in a coma?"

This episode was recorded on a CB Radio at a Renaissance Pleasure faire, listen while you convoy.......
Direct download: CTJ18_Ritzy_Bitzy_Wingman.mp3
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Cash and T.J discuss night frights, cat attacks, "bro's before hoes", throwing soup, Shakespeare, mermaid sex, wingman etiquette, webisode braggers, and ask the question, "Who is Pemberton Buttlesticks?"
 
This episode includes three snaps and a butt slap and it will make you're Tipsy Wipsy feel better..... 
Direct download: CTJ17_Sassy_Centaur.mp3
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Cash and TJ talk about his alter ego, therapist sightings, horror theme songs, Hobie cat mishaps, waxing and waning, ahi deodorant, cake strippers, bibs and bonnets, sticky tipping, and ask the question, "How do you sail too close to the wind?"


This episode challenges listeners to celebrate their own "Whatever I Want Day" with a Coca Cola Classic and juniper berry balls..... 


Direct download: TJC16_Turtle_Eclipse.mp3
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Cash and T.J. talk about earthquake sex, Sir Mixolot, bachelorette parties, alien probing, "Cash and the Bad Checks", lasso tears, natures harmonica, Gladys phobia, and ask the question, "Why is Cash blindfolded for each episode?"

This episode challenges the listeners to Kick TJ's knees for gold and then eat the Tilapia....
Direct download: CTJ15_Pinata_Tonic.mp3
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Cash and T.J. discuss the Blue Man Group, sniffing paint, anti birthday greetings, car goggles, pre-recorded sunsets, moon respect, gmail prejudice, air hugs, and ask the question, "Why does Cash act like a little girl at concerts?"

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, but we were pretty awful to some minerals and vegetables.  Berated a carrot for 20 minutes.....
Direct download: CTJ14_Easter_Undergarments.mp3
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Cash and T.J. analyze his last fight, happy endings, clumsy girlfriends, Revenge of the Nerdschain mail, Billy goat puke, cactus cock, self checkout issues and ask the question, "Do T.J's wild eyes intimidate other men?"

If the Karate Kid had listened to this episode, Mr. Miyagi would have been superfluous....
Direct download: CTJ13_Velvet_Popsicle.mp3
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Cash and T.J discuss cavemen tantrums, goth day at Disneyland, bicycle stakeouts, lozenge confusion, hoarding baseballs, silent crying, vetoing breakups, and ask the question, "Is it better to go skydiving or eat tacos?"

Whoever conceives a child during this episode will have a free pass to all "Cashing in" after party's....
Direct download: CTJ12_Ghost_Peeper.mp3
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Cash, T.J. and a mysterious visitor analyze lawyers with tattoos, egotistical flatbread, pajama etiquette, stoned therapists, air jamming, alcoholic dentists, gang names, Beauty and the Beast and ask the question, "Would Cash do whatever a talking dog wants?'"
 
This episode was recorded in the state of Denver and will be used a cautionary tale in future "DARE" campaigns.......
Direct download: CTJ11_Angel_Dong.mp3
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