Cashing in with T.J. Miller
Centennial Streaker - Live from The Capitol!

In their 100th episode, Cash and TJ talk about sex scandals, political movies, The White House, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, The Constitution, Martin Van Buren, Handel, MC Hammer, DC Cab, nudists, Orangutans, Evian facial spray, burp tweets, document shredding, bad doctors, The Lock Ness Monster, bobble heads,  and ask the question, "Should cursive be considered a second language?"

 

 

This episode has been transcribed in Wingding on granite rock to preserve it's eternal integrity…..

Direct download: Centennial_Streaker_-_Live_from_The_Capitol.mp3
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Paparazzi Trojan

Cash and TJ talk about Pinocchio, Sisyphus, Yosemite Sam, Ashton Kucher, Threes Company, the Ladle Baby, water cumberbuns, monopods, umbrella hats, DNA testing, dualing banjos, wet ipads, Cougar hunters, hot dog eating contests, mime parades and ask the question, “What is the 'eye dropper diet?”

 

Shoot this episode into your veins, then lie down on a chez lounge and listen while navigating some class three rapids....

Direct download: Paparazzi_Trojan.mp3
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Migrating #2 Pencil

Cash and TJ discuss David Letterman, The Doobie Brothers, Tom Petty, The Great Gatsby, Saturday Night Live, Two and a Half Men, signing autographs, the Museum of Modern art, TJ's trip to Mexico, reconditioning music, swimming phones, help balloons, imploding people, and ask the question, "What are 'party geysers?'" 

 

 

 

This episode is more polarizing then neutralizing, give yourself a master cleanse after listening...

Direct download: Migrating_2_Pencil.mp3
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Migrating Pencil

Cash and TJ discuss their 100th episode celebration in Washington DC, donnybrook situations, Candyland, Arbitron ratings, wiffle-ball stadiums, street credibility, adult water wings, breakfast soup, wing tips, shopping cart stunts and ask the question "Is Nick Vatterrot OK?"

 

This episode will induce a full body release, listen with a few bottles of white-out…

Direct download: Migrating_Pencil.mp3
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The Worst of Cashing in with TJ Miller" Episodes 16-20

Listeners Steven Scott and Emilio Hernandez compile their least favorite segments from the first season.

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Guantanamo Dinosaur! Part Deux

Cash and TJ talk about Nietzsche, scuba pants, Benihana, Bees, caricature artists, Custers "Last Stand", imitation crab, air horns, slip and slides, lollipops and ask the question, "Can a person meditate too much?"

 

Request this hot-n-tasty pod as an extra juicy side dish and then eat around the condor feathers…..

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Guantanamo Dinosaur

Cash and T.J. talk about Triskett Hurlibutton, bank robberies, bulletproof vests, band aids, maple syrup, Kermit the Frog, crystal meth, Silicon Valley, mountain biking, health problems, Old Yeller, Barbara Striesand, drug addictions, favorite vices, and Subway, and ask the question, "Are comedians happy?"

 

Listen to this episode in a tiny dark room while eating bacon….

Direct download: Guantanamo_Dinosaur.mp3
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Slide Show Conspiracy 2 - Doritos Poker

Cash and TJ talk about Heaven, Yonderland, Match.com, unpredictable friends, virtual farming, Fiat toasters, gazelles, Woody Allen, adultery, self absorption, barf sucking, cinnabuns vs flowers, crumberbuns,  and ask the question, "At what age do you realize life is horrible?"

 

If you listen to this birdbath conversation in your infancy you'll have ample time to recover….

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Slide Show Conspiracy

Cash and TJ talk about binge kissing, killer abs, bolo ties, pony tails, belly buttons, lint traps, moon hoaxes, breakups, sun dials, Jason Statham, Gorky Park, ladleholics, pubic braids, "Breaking Away", and ask the question: "Bees?"

 

Listen to this episode at the bottom of a quarry, it's worth more then a few "Sand Benjamins"…..

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Cash and TJ talk about Epicureans, spiritual healers, soft pillowy heads, Bonobo chimps, shamans, flab nabbing hat grabbers, hypochondriacs, "House of Cards", the sacred and profane, divining rods, sex records, Cukes vs Cumbers and ask the question, "Can you trust a man who wears a bear pelt?"

 

Let yourself get horn-swaggled into listening to this one, it will make your home a house...

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