Cashing in with T.J. Miller
Cash, T.J. and a mysterious visitor analyze lawyers with tattoos, egotistical flatbread, pajama etiquette, stoned therapists, air jamming, alcoholic dentists, gang names, Beauty and the Beast and ask the question, "Would Cash do whatever a talking dog wants?'"
 
This episode was recorded in the state of Denver and will be used a cautionary tale in future "DARE" campaigns.......
Direct download: CTJ11_Angel_Dong.mp3
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Cash and T.J. analyze horse chicks, Rob Lowe's manta ray adventure, name dropping, Chipotle's tiny lots, sidecar Segways, T.J's costume toggery,  octopus showers, and ask the question, "Was James Dean really Judd Nelson?"


This episode has it's own commemorative bumper sticker. It says, "Jesus does my checking!" 


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T.J. and Cash coin some new phrases and discuss leaf blowers vs religious zealots, free standing reindeer, pear shaped girls, competitive eating, god stalking, dog punching, pterodactyl balls, and why sex isn't more pleasurable than eating.
 
This episode is an honestode full of "Real Juice", drink it up...
Direct download: CTJ9_Panda_Thighs.mp3
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Cash and T.J. discuss hitting on girls in motion, cheesy Disc Jockies, Texas wing men, Korean fire drills, monocle revivals, shooting sprees, French type people, and ask the question, "Should 'Poemos' be allowed to marry?"

This controversial episode has been banned in France, but is #1 in the UK and/or Syria....

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T.J. and Cash exchange views on the hand gliding mafia, robot dog lawyers, 20 cent Bloody Mary's, ironic mustaches, BBQ holidays, expensive shoes, cocooning, TJ's  Indefatigablility, getting lost in Borneo, and ask the question, "Would you fistfight an Orangutan for $2000 dollars?"
This episode includes expletives about the devil, if you play it backwards there's a secret message about Rosie O'Donnell's whereabouts…
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In this episode T.J. and Cash talk about animalistic desires, Abraham Lincoln's ghost, tuna safe dolphins, performing in Afghanistan, the brothel of Cash Levy's mind, shark attacks, fake elevator calls, tips on renting an apt, and ask the question, "Why are Cheetahs such needy lovers?" 

No animals were tested in the taping of this episode, but one Ostrich may have been offended…
Direct download: CTJ6_Tickle_Switch.mp3
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Cash and T.J. discuss having sex with big foot, vacationing with Whoopi Goldberg, handsome voice over stars, penises to scale, rope swing conceptions, partying with Einstein, gaining weight on meth, getting your time machine in order, being "stoned" to death, and how to give the spork more street credibility.

Quite possibly the best one yet. Memorize this episode and write a rock ballad about it...

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Cash and TJ asses if rioting is an excuse for looting, John Mayer's questionable activities, blood diamonds, vases of dead flowers, freak paddle boating accidents, thread count, unhappy football watchers, why trumpets aren't useful, hair shirts, sex with a florists wife, and ask the question "why don't homeless people take vacations?"

This episode is short on time but small on taste.

Direct download: CTJ4_Veal_Bongs.mp3
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TJ and Cash analyze if a three way constitutes cheating, chicken facials, trusting cab drivers, making love on flag day, meeting John Stamos, the academy awards, stupid dog photos, liquid dick, and ask the question "is it ok to masturbate while watching a tsunami?"

This is one of our favorite episodes. It includes a Twology and may necessitate a shower...

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Cash and T.J. discuss inappropriate foster parents, heroin success stories, ball busting, biodegradable gum, The 4th of July debacle, billboard ideas, good hotel strategy, cotton candy limits and if reflecting water makes you look fat.

This is the episode you shouldn't miss because it precedes the next one.

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